when i'm an old man

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I am an old man. I sit in my attic, going through my trinkets and old photos, reminiscing about stories past; I create things with my weathered hands.
  • Cleaning house; stumbled upon old life drawings from my UBC days sketching nekkid peeps. Conte on paper. #art #lifedrawing #conte #throwback

    Cleaning house; stumbled upon old life drawings from my UBC days sketching nekkid peeps. Conte on paper. #art #lifedrawing #conte #throwback

  • Bring da ducks I mean ruckus #wutang #bringdaruckus #killahbeez #ghostfacekillah #latergram (at Orpheum)

  • Pre-Wu Tang: Waiting for Cherie on the couch / with my hat / where you at / in the front / in the back?! / killah bees on attack #wutang #killahbees #latergram #clanindafront

    Pre-Wu Tang: Waiting for Cherie on the couch / with my hat / where you at / in the front / in the back?! / killah bees on attack #wutang #killahbees #latergram #clanindafront

  • Shrivelled, like my heart.

    Shrivelled, like my heart.

  • Hello I will take a 6 pack of #labia please @itsmekathleeno @joypecknold @leilareira #macarons #wherearethepeonies #whereisthearmparty #wherearethecupcakes #deeeeericious (at French Made Baking)

    Hello I will take a 6 pack of #labia please @itsmekathleeno @joypecknold @leilareira #macarons #wherearethepeonies #whereisthearmparty #wherearethecupcakes #deeeeericious (at French Made Baking)

  • The sodomy of Homer Simpson #captainjacksparrow #homersimpson #sodomy #lego #buttsex #phalicepalace (at Phalice Palace)

    The sodomy of Homer Simpson #captainjacksparrow #homersimpson #sodomy #lego #buttsex #phalicepalace (at Phalice Palace)

  • No pants when you freelance. #canigetawerdup #freeeeedom #lifeofafreelancer

    No pants when you freelance. #canigetawerdup #freeeeedom #lifeofafreelancer

  • I am. So. Hard. Right. Now. Only thing better than a hot man in a well-cut suit IS A FUCKING GROUP OF THEM OH GOD #worldcup #goitaly #teamitaly #suits #leonardobonucci #hardon @randasalloum @itsmekathleeno @meow_miyu @_madameting

    I am. So. Hard. Right. Now. Only thing better than a hot man in a well-cut suit IS A FUCKING GROUP OF THEM OH GOD #worldcup #goitaly #teamitaly #suits #leonardobonucci #hardon @randasalloum @itsmekathleeno @meow_miyu @_madameting

  • BEETS!! At the @bcbg dinner at @lapentola hosted by the beautiful & inspiring @LubovaAzria. Happy 25th anniversary BCBG! (PS @joypecknold get your filthy armpartyless hand outta my shot) #bcbginvancouver #bcbg #lubovazria #lapentola #beets #omgandcheese (at La Pentola Della Quercia)

    BEETS!! At the @bcbg dinner at @lapentola hosted by the beautiful & inspiring @LubovaAzria. Happy 25th anniversary BCBG! (PS @joypecknold get your filthy armpartyless hand outta my shot) #bcbginvancouver #bcbg #lubovazria #lapentola #beets #omgandcheese (at La Pentola Della Quercia)

  • #regram plagiarized from my new art shoppe @whenimanoldman : sneak peek of a special gift for a special guest (hint: celebrating a quarter century of style). #werd #fashion #illustration #art #bcbg #25yearsofstyle

    #regram plagiarized from my new art shoppe @whenimanoldman : sneak peek of a special gift for a special guest (hint: celebrating a quarter century of style). #werd #fashion #illustration #art #bcbg #25yearsofstyle

  • A little #bromance throwback to the #phalice wedding yo. I miss Cancun. GREEN SAUCE + FLANK STEAK!!!!!

    A little #bromance throwback to the #phalice wedding yo. I miss Cancun. GREEN SAUCE + FLANK STEAK!!!!!

  • #regram from my darling idiot little brother @yuandfriends <3 love you both #frevernever #cancun #phalice #weddingday #throwbackyo

    #regram from my darling idiot little brother @yuandfriends <3 love you both #frevernever #cancun #phalice #weddingday #throwbackyo

  • I always wanted a dead thing with vintage jewels all over its head&#8230; and my friends gave it to me for my birthday!!! Thank you guys so much I LOVE IT!!!! &lt;3 #cuddletheshitoutofit #birthday

    I always wanted a dead thing with vintage jewels all over its head… and my friends gave it to me for my birthday!!! Thank you guys so much I LOVE IT!!!! <3 #cuddletheshitoutofit #birthday

  • Came home to a surprise gift c/o  @laccbeauty @storypublicrelations&#160;: a rainbow of vegan nail polishes!! Thank you girls so much &lt;3 #woot #vegan #nailpolish #laccbeauty

    Came home to a surprise gift c/o @laccbeauty @storypublicrelations : a rainbow of vegan nail polishes!! Thank you girls so much <3 #woot #vegan #nailpolish #laccbeauty

  • #regram from @meow_miyu #latergram #phalice2014 #cancun #weddingday #bridesmaids #webad  (at Moon Palace Resort &amp; Spa)

    #regram from @meow_miyu #latergram #phalice2014 #cancun #weddingday #bridesmaids #webad (at Moon Palace Resort & Spa)

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